Dear.. :D

• "Dear 2011, So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?! Sincerely, 1985”
• “Dear Spider on the Wall, DIE! DIE! DIE! CRAP! Where did you go? Sincerely, Terrified.”
• “Dear Twitter, It was good while it lasted. Sincerely, Privacy.”
• “Dear Dee Dee, GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY! Sincerely, Dexter.”
• “Dear Monopoly, You are the perfect example of going to jail for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sincerely, Monopoly player.”
• “Dear couple in the park, Please wait until the zombie apocalypse to start eating each others faces. Sincerely, disgusted.”
• “Dear Men, A higher percentage of professional chefs are men, so technically, you belong in the kitchen. Sincerely, Women.”
• “Dear Boy, I’m not playing hard to get. I promise. I am genuinely uninterested. Sincerely, Girl.”
• “Dear people of planet Earth, Please realize that love conquers all and through kindness anything is possible. Sincerely, The Universe.”